djmorton - SLA Industries

Th' journal o' th' Kurgen pairt five

Efter oor lest mission ened we headed aff tae “Th' Pit” tae celebrate. Max Overdrive wis thare 'n' ah asked him howfur his bike wis. We contacted Herman oor pie-eater financier wha haes a freish jab fur us, 'twas th' usual jobby - crowd control in some shithole, whit a shite o' mah talents, bit 'twas paying weel sae ah finished mah dram, tellt Max Overdrive tae pick a windae, yer leavin' 'n' rode ower thare whilst th' rest o' th' Dzone follaed in Felicitys crap motor. Twa lorries hud collided tae cause a traffic jeely whilk we bypassed by driving thro' th' underpass 'n' arrived at Newhart george. Thare wur aroond yin hundred protestors fae th' “Downtown residents welfare action division” whilk in mah book spelled “wankers”. Th' maggot tried tae blether nicely tae thaim as he is a twat whilst ah rode up in mah bike 'n' tellt thaim wha wis gaffer, at this point ah spotted a rocket shoot up fae somwhere in th' crowd tae skelp th' road running overhead. It blew a chuck oot thro' whilk a lorry fell intae a chemical warehoose 'n' a motor landed oan a railway track.

After our last mission we headed to the Pit to celebrate. Max Overdrive was there so I asked him how his bike was. We contacted Herman our financier who had a fresh job for us. It was the ususl, crowd control in a run down area called Newhart George. A waste for someone with my talents, but it payed well, so I finished my drink, told Max Overdrive to piss off, then rode there on my bike while the rest of Dead Zone followed in Felicitys car. Two lorries had collided causing a traffic jam which we bypassed by driving through the underpass to get to Newhart George. There were about a hundred protestors there from the "Downtown residents welfare action division" *** Some disparaging remarks ***. The maggot tried to talk to them politely while I rode up on my bike and told them I was in charge. At this point I spotted a rocket shoot from somewhere in the crowd, hitting the road running overhead. It caused part of the road to collapse and a lorry fell onto a chemical warehouse and a car landed on a railway track.

Gregory spotted a jimmy 'n' a wifie running awa' wi' an RPG sae ah gunned mah bike 'n' shouted fur him tae jump oan th' back sae we cuid pursue thaim. Maggot anf Felicity gaed tae hulp they trapped in th' motor, howfur noble. Meanwhile th' crowd git spooked 'n' stairted tae scatter. Th' wifie headed fur a bus sae Gregory jumpt aff mah bike 'n' gaed efter her while th' shooter bolted fur his motor 'n' ah continued tae chase him. Ah easily caught up wi' him 'n' shoved mah sword thro' his chest, thought th' boaby suker manged tae fire aff anither rocket whilk skelp me 'n' mah bike, mither numpty!

Gregory spotted a man and woman running away with a RPG so I shouted at him to jump on the back of my bike and accelarated away in pursuit. Maggot and Felicity went to help the people trapped in the car. Meanwhile the crowd paniced and scattered. The woman headed for a bus so Gregory jumped off my bike and ran after her while the man ran towards a car and I continued to chase him. I caught him easily and put my sword through his chest, though he fired another RPG before he died and the blast caught me and my bike.

Ah crashed 'n' gaed doon solid 'n' nearly bought th' croft, bit ah cannae be murdurred easy as ah skelp mah gear loads times tae bade alive 'n' rammy thro' th' pain, a'm invincible! Ah a'maist passed oot at this point bit wis tellt efter that some mutant pigs hud smelled th' chemical spill 'n' decided tae sloch some civilians, th' Maggot 'n' Felicity rescued th' poeple trapped in th' motor then pulled th' motor aff th' rail tracks, though ah doubt th' Maggot helped muckle. Loads pigs gaed efter thaim 'n' Felicity bravely fought thaim aff. Unfortunately Maggot mist hae smelled lik' his name 'n' wasn't eaten, mores th' pity!

I crashed hard and nearly died, but I will not die that easily. With drugs pumping through me I ignored the pain as I am invincible. I must have passed out at that point but was told afterwards that some mutant pigs had smelled the chemical spill and decided to attack some civilians, though Maggot and Felicity rescued the people in the car and pulled it off the railway tracks, though I doubt Maggot helped much. Many pigs atatcked them and Felicity bravely fought them off. Unfortunatey maggot was not eaten by the pigs.

Back oan th' bus th' wifie teuk a hostage 'n' threatened tae murdurr her, he shot her 'n' let th' hostage git murdurred, och weel. By this time ah hud recovered enough tae fin' mah bonny bike hud bin wrecked 'n' th' shooter wis deid in his noo goosed up motor. Ah recovered mah sword 'n' searched his corpse, his name wis Thomas Van Derherken an on th' broo loser fae th' Downtown welfare division, guid riddance. We'd finished th' BPN 'n' collected oor dosh, ah caught th' train tae th' naurby hospital as ah ower die than be seen in Felicitys pile o' jobby motor.

Back on the bus the woman took a hostage and threatened to kill her. Duke shot herand let the hostage get killed. By this time I had recovered enough to find my bike had been wrecked and the man with the RPG was dead. I recovered my sword and searched his corpse. His name was Thomas Van Derherken and a member of the Downtown Welfare Division. We finished the BPN and collected payment. I caught the train to the nearby hospital as I did not want to be seen in Felicitys car.

Th' guid speirins is th' sexy Gorezone starn - Deliah th' destroyer visited me in hospital 'n' tellt me howfur deperately she wanted tae bugger me, clatty boot, she even gave me a freish bike as a doon jiro. Th' guid speirins wasnt tae lest though as Gregory’s mukker - Anton Conway th' fud wha knocked ower mah auld bike hud a jab fur us. We met th' piece o' jobby 'n' he gaed oan 'n' oan aboot howfur we wur tae kidnap some wifie 'n' nae hurt a'body, th' jimmy is a complete gibble. Ah lost interest at this point 'n' let mah colleague’s tak' doon th' aw the info. Though ah fun oot efter th' idiots hadn't asked fur her description or whaur we cuid fin' her. Twats.

The good news is that the sexy Gorezone star Deliah the Destroyer" viseted me in hospital and told me how desperately she wanted to sleep with me. She evengave me a new bike as a down payment. The good luck was not to last though as Gregorys friend - Anton Conway, who took my old bike, had a job for us. We met him and he told us he wanted someone called Tara kidnapped, but not to hurt anybody. I lost interest at this point and let my colleages get the details. they did not ask for her description or whwere to find her.

Catch ye neist time ye cunts!