djmorton - SLA Industries

Journal o' th' Kurgen pairt three

Efter oor success wi' th' afore mission we wur invited tae th' “Pit Dancin” by Herman, oor pie-eater financier, 'twas frequented by SLA operatives 'n' wis a huge cathedral lik' steid. Herman shored tae buy th' foremaist dram 'n' we accepted, ben th' dancin hunners o' fowk wur jiggin, swallyin taking gear 'n' trying tae shag, a huge telly screen wis showing various SLA operatives killing 'n' maiming 'n' muckle tae mah surprise Felicity appeared.

After our success on the previous mission, our financier Herman invited us to the "Pit Dancing" club. The club was frequented by SLA operatives. Herman offered to buy the first round so we accepted. We spent hours dancing, taking drugs and trying to get laid. The was a huge screen showing various SLA operatives killing and maming. Much to my surprise Felicity appeared.

She wis approched by a sponsor fae th' "Homespun Knitware" channel wha shored her a hundred credits a munth tae promote thair jobby 'n' she accepted, glaikit fud!

She was approached by a sponsor for the Homespun Knitware channel who were offering her 100cr per month to promote them and she accepted.

Ah teuk some gear 'n' gaed wi' Herman tae git mah free dram, ah then gaed oan th' dance flair tae pull a lassie fur efter. At this point a jimmy spilled th' maggots dram 'n' seemed ferr chuffed aboot it, sae seeing a rammy brewing ah gaed ower tae sort it a' oot, turns oot he wis a frother cried "Max Overdrive" fae a freendly clan wha kept slaggin aff th' maggot sae he wis a'richt by me! Ah bought him a dram 'n' chatted fur awhile whilst th' rest o' th' Deadzone goosed aboot.

I took some drugs and talked with Herman to get free drinks. I then went to the dance floor to try to pull. At this point someone spilled Maggot's drink and seemed pleased about it. Seeing a fight brewing I went over to sort it out. It turned out he was a frother called Max Overdrive from a friendly clan who kept saying disparaging things about Maggot. I thought he was all right, bought him a drink and talked for a while while the rest of Dead Zone enjoyed themselves.

A wifie approched Duke 'n' ah overheard her introduce herself as Elliot 'n' she wanted tae bugger him as she believed his faither wis th' infamous serial "Halloween Jack" glaikit boot! At aboot th' identical time a twat in overalls cam ower 'n' tried tae sell some stupidly overpriced ammo tae maggot 'n' th' doctor 'n' thay 'greed. Idiots!

A woman approached the Duke and I overheard her introduce herself as Elliot. She wanted to spend the night with him as she believed his father was the famous serial "Halloween Jack". About the same time someone in overalls came over and tried to sell some obverpriced ammunition to Maggot and the Doctor. They actually purchased some to my surprise.

Ah git stoogied 'n' left wi' mah lassie 'n' met up wi' Max 'n' challenged him tae a race hame fur fifty credits. Ah gunned mah bike 'n' sae did he afore crashing, whit a twat!

I got drunk then left with a woman to meet up with Max who I challenged to a race home for 50cr. I sped off and when Max tried to follow, he crashed.

Ah raced hame 'n' goosed th' lassie then met up wi' Deadzone th' neist day. Herman hud a freish BNP fur us, a Kennie Samael wanted us tae take the motor a bus load o' annoying kids tae a freish building fae thair orphanage as an episode o' "Gorezone" wis bein' filmed thare by third yak speirins wha cam wi' us oan th' bus. Felicty drove th' bus at a pure slow speed tae th' orphanage whaur we met Jacklynne Kelly, th' superintendant, an auld, solid, boot. Ah talked tae her 'n' discovered that she haes plenty o' subversive thoughts against SLA whilk seemed tae pure upset her.

I raced home where I slept with the woman I had picked up before meeting up with the rest of Dead Zone the next day. Herman had a fresh BNP for us. A Kenny Samuel wanted us to take a bus load of orphans to where an episode of Gore Zone was being filmed by Third Eye News who came with us on the bus. Felicity drove the bus slowly to the orphanage where we mey Jaqueline Kelly, the superintendant and an old lady. I talked to her and discovered that she has subversive thoughts about SLA and seemed upset with me.

We hud seventy pumpin' kids tae load onto th' bus 'n' while ah teuk some gear tae calm doon th' rest o' Deadzone goosed aboot again. Th' guid speirins cam whin we received a Gray BNP fae th' cloak division tae murdurr th' superintendent in whilk a'd tak' stoatin buzz. As we wur aboot tae lea th' Gorezone crew turned up wi' some famous SLA operatives. Amongst thaim wis "Deliah th' Destroyer" wha teuk a fancy tae me!

We had seventy children to load onto the bus and while I took some drugs to calm down, the rest of Dead Zone were busy. The good news came when we recieved a Gray BNP to assassinate the superintendant. Just as we were about to, the Gore Zone crew showed up with some famous SLA operatives. Amongst them was Deliah the Destroyer who took a fancy to me.

We finally left th' pumpin' orphage 'n' stairted th' slow take the motor tae th' freish building. Ah rode shotgun oan mah bike as ah pumpin' hate kids. Felicty drove th' bus 'n' managed tae skelp mah bike 'n' ah made it clear howfur pure upset ah wis wi' her th' glaikit fud!

Finally we left the orphanage and drove slowly to the new building. I drove shotgun on my bike as I hate children. Felicity drove the bus and managed to scrape my bike which upset me.

Efter whit seemed forever we cam tae a road block wi' a Shiver patrol sae ah rode ower tae see whit wis gaun oan, it turns oot thay wur imposters 'n' shored me a thousand credits tae haun ower th' kids tae thaim, Ah thought bugger that 'n' sliced th' jimmy talking tae me, at th' identical time thair wis a stramash behind me wi' screeching tires 'n' gunshots. Ah murdurred anither numpty then realised that Felicty wis trying tae take the motor th' bus bygane th' roadblock. Th' shivers wild fired 'n' ah wis skelp loads times, fortunately ah teuk some stoatin gear whilk offset th' pain.

After what seemed forever we came to a road block with a Shiver patrol so I rode over to find out what was happening. It turned out they were imposters and offered me a thousand credits to hand the children over to them. I did not think that was a sensible thing to do and cut him in half. At the same time there was the sound of screeching tyres and gunshots behind me. I killed another of the Shiver imposters then relaised Felicity was trying to drive the bus past the road block. I was hit multiple times by the Shiver imposters and took drugs to numb the pain.

See ye neist time maggots!