djmorton - SLA Industries

Th' Kurgens journal pairt twa

Th' jimmy in th' carboot said he wis cried Wainwright 'n' worked fur a criminal cried “Dreamer” wha worked oot o' downtown and he tellt us he cuid arrange a meetin wi' him tae blether aboot th' Mirk Nicht weapons. He cried his gaffer 'n' organised th' catch up wi` 'n' aff we gaed.

The man in the car boot said his name was Wainright and worked for a criminal called "Dreamer" who out of downtown. He told us he would arrange a meeting with Dreamer to discuss the Mirk Knight weapons and we agreed.

Ah rode lik' th' win` while th' ithers gaed in Felicity’s jobby motor 'n' ah teuk Duke alang fur th' hurl. We arrived earlie 'n' decided tae trial th' jynt. In a lairge open courtyard ah spied Dreamer alang wi' twa lairge men in power armour wha wur duin fur trauchle. Thay didnt frighten me sae ah traivelt ower 'n' said awright and at this point ah clocked he hud placed snipers oan th' roof.

I rode like the wind while the others went in Felicitys car. The Duke came with me for the ride. We arrived early and decided to case the joint. In a large open courtyard I spied Dreamer along with two large men in power armour who were looking for trouble. The did not frighten me and I greeted them. At this point I spotted snipers on the roof.

Ah introduced masell 'n' he seemed a'richt though he wanted tae blether tae a' o' th' Deid Zone sae ah waited fur thaim tae caw up. Whin thay eventually did turn up in thair jobby motor Uralie decided tae creep up onto th' roof, whaur he wis immediately spotted by th' snipers as he wis crap.

I introduced myself and he seemed calm but wanted to talk to everyone in Dead Zone so I waited for them to show up. When they finally arrived Uralie crept up to the roof where he was spotted by snipers.

Dreamer welcomed back wainwright then promptly shot him fur dealing Mirk Nicht weapons behind his back, he shored us a deal, efter making it keek lik' Wainwright hud bin tortured we wur tae dump th' body back whaur he fun him 'n' he wid let us ken whaur Mirk Nicht wur based. Sae ah gaed tae toun oan th' corpse bit wis ower eager 'n' butchered th' body, bit ah thought whit th' bugger a deid mans a deid jimmy! Dreamer said he cuid offer us wirk in th' future bit ah tellt him a dinnae wirk fur criminals.

Dreamer welcomed back Wainright then shot him for dealing in Mirk Knight weapons behind his back. He made a deal with us, and making it look like he was tortured, we were to dump his body back where we found him. He would then tell us where Mirk Knight were based. We agreed but I was over eager and butchered the body, but I thought it did not matter as a dead man is just a dead man. Dreamer said he could offer us work in the future but I told him I did not work with criminals.

He headed bacvk tae whaur he fought th' gangs 'n' dumped th' body, Dreamer rang us tae say we shuid speak tae wainwrights flatmate then gave us his address downtown. He leed in a real shithole 'n' efter ah kicked in his door we fun him fukcing a hoor in his bedroom. While felicty chatted up th' whore in her usual bufty fashion ah gaed tae wirk oan th' jimmy, he wis solid 'n' it teuk me twenty minutes o' torture tae crack him but efter ah pulled oot his left yak he confessed tae bein' a Mirk Nicht. He tellt me he 'n' five ithers operated oot o' th' th' basement o' "Brother Jonathans shelter fur th' homeless", yit anither shithole tae keek at!

We headed back to where the gangs fought and dumped the body. Dreamer rang us to say we shouls speak to Wainrights flatmate and gave us the address in downtown. He lived in low grade housing and after I kicked down the door we found him with a whore in his bedroom. Felicity chatted with her while I got to work on him. I had to torure hm for 20 minutes but after I pulled out his left eye to being a Mirk Knight. He told me that he and five others operated out of the basement of "Brother Jonathans shelter for the homeless".

Efter he spilled th' beans ah crushed his skull 'n' felicity choaped aff his heid.

After he spilled the beans I crushed his skull and Felicity chopped off his head.

We drove tae th' shelter 'n' gaed ben whaur Brother Jonathan led us tae th' basement. Ah injected masell wi' th' gear: Bass, Beat 'n' Rush sae ah wis set fur th' upcoming rammy We tried smoukin doon bit Uralie goosed up 'n' made a noise, sae ah kicked in th' door 'n' charged th' naurby mirk nicht wha wur hiding lik' cowards in th' mirk. Duke bolted fur some reason 'n' Uralie pulled oot a wee sword whilk paled in is it the same or no beside mah pure massive sword. Th' rammy wis short 'n' brutal, Felicity did a'richt whilst ah skillfully dispatched three o' th' men, Uralie wis a pumpin' boggin' fud!

We drove to the shelter where Brother Jonathan lead us to the basement. I injected myself with the performance enhancing drugs Bass, Beat and Rush so I was ready for an altercation. We tried sneeking down but Uralie made too much noise, so I kicked in the door and charged a nearby Mirk Knight who was hiding in the dark. Duke fled while Uralie drew a small sword which does not compare to my massive sword. The fight was short and brutal. Felicity did well while I skillfully dispatched three of them. Uralie was not much help.

Efter we murdurred thaim a' we searched th' basement 'n' fun some Mirk Nicht guns, time tae collect oot reward!

After they were all dispatched, we searched the basement and found some Mirk Knight guns. It is time to collect the reward.

See ye neist time bugger heids!